We need to add this to the presidential selection process.

"Okay, Senator McCain, you've clinched the nomination. Congratulations. Now for the next step: Put on these gloves..."

You gotta really want the job.

(Plus, it would be totally worth it to see McCain, Hillary, and Obama dancing around while their hands were shot full of neurotoxin by hundreds of pissed-off jungle ants. I might give up bayonet lugs for Lent just to see that.)